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The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap. "Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"
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A lump of steaming shit. My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...
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A number of pieces of excremental matter. "What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!
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1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit. Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea." Brit 3: "Good show!" |
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The posh word for shit. Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."
Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM." |
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