A huge douche who likes to eat babies in the morning. He smokes cigarettes rolled with the hairs of grandma Pubes. the matting call can heard from miles and miles away, which resembles the loud piercing of a chuwana ( offspring of chuwawa and silverback gorillas)
That Fadely kept me up all night!
by IamMeano July 17, 2011
When in the presence of another human being under the influence of cannabis, many things about their appearance, speech and characteristics may change. Their eyes may be droopy and red. Their spoken word will be repeatedly interrupted with fits of laughter or, and in some cases 'and', they will regularly remind you how hungry they are despite the vast quantities of Sour Patch Kids and Doritos they have consumed.
But when said human being reaches their highest point, the 'peak' of their high, often described as a '10', there lies one key indicator. One beacon that will truly enlighten onlookers as to how intoxicated they are...
The next time you are blessed with the pleasant presence of a altogether 'zooted' stoner, indulge in this undemanding task: simply ask said stoner, "out of 10, how high are you?"
There is one obvious response that one would obviously predict, "10". But this is incorrect. The answer that someone whole heartedly high as fuck would give is...
"faded"
There are two main reasons this is the only answer that can be given; when a person is so blazed that they fail the simple task of choosing a number out of 10 to match their current state of mind, that is when it is clear said person is on legitimately on a 10.
A second main reason is that "faded" is a word that can easily roll off of the tongue of a wide mouthed, slumped-in-sofa stoner.
But when said human being reaches their highest point, the 'peak' of their high, often described as a '10', there lies one key indicator. One beacon that will truly enlighten onlookers as to how intoxicated they are...
The next time you are blessed with the pleasant presence of a altogether 'zooted' stoner, indulge in this undemanding task: simply ask said stoner, "out of 10, how high are you?"
There is one obvious response that one would obviously predict, "10". But this is incorrect. The answer that someone whole heartedly high as fuck would give is...
"faded"
There are two main reasons this is the only answer that can be given; when a person is so blazed that they fail the simple task of choosing a number out of 10 to match their current state of mind, that is when it is clear said person is on legitimately on a 10.
A second main reason is that "faded" is a word that can easily roll off of the tongue of a wide mouthed, slumped-in-sofa stoner.
One's self "Hello good chap, could i have a nanoscopic moment of your time to ask you a simple question?"
Stoner *nods head* (due to his brain melting out of his ears, this particular stoner found it a little too hard to speak)
One's self "out of 10, how high are you?"
Stoner *stares blankly into space while attempting to formulate an effective word that would describe the complete combustion of his brain cells in a effective manner while simultaneously being easy to say*
Stoner "faded"
Stoner *nods head* (due to his brain melting out of his ears, this particular stoner found it a little too hard to speak)
One's self "out of 10, how high are you?"
Stoner *stares blankly into space while attempting to formulate an effective word that would describe the complete combustion of his brain cells in a effective manner while simultaneously being easy to say*
Stoner "faded"
by FUKANARK April 28, 2015
When you are losing all connection with society. You are drifting away. All your emotions are leaving and you're being left with emptiness. You lose yourseld. All your motivation and smiles are nom-existing. Every part of you is gone.
by LolaCatalanaPerfect May 20, 2019
to provide some money in an effort to pool together funds towards shared gas, food, events with friends and/or family.
by igorotak1279 January 21, 2010
when someone in the relationship starts losing interest and keeps you hanging until they dump yo'ass
by jomamma1100 April 11, 2007
Most genuine Bedwars player ever. He always puts the interest of others in front of his, and says his gay ass catch phrase “GG MEN”. Trash at the game but gets carried. Loves to Edate older women. Very good in bed. Best way to describe his facial features is a “mole rat”
“Your bed has been raped by FADEING”
iNC tHe BeD yOu sTuPId chilDrEN - Fadeing
FUCKERS DEFEND THE BED THERES’S INC
*screams into the mic when falls off*
iNC tHe BeD yOu sTuPId chilDrEN - Fadeing
FUCKERS DEFEND THE BED THERES’S INC
*screams into the mic when falls off*
by Warrick Ngo November 12, 2019
by Sarah December 24, 2004