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3.
fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place
I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.
by peders July 13, 2012
 
1.
Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).
"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."
by Robert Del Fonté December 17, 2007
 
2.
fake bacon
facon and eggs sandwhich
by Carmen M February 19, 2009
 
4.
Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)
As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.
by cpRtech June 19, 2007
 
5.
A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.
A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*
by Strawberry-Jam August 17, 2014