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1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
by Tweakinglynoble September 11, 2010