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8.
In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
by fgsfds? April 05, 2009
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9.
To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.
Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.

Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
by M.V.D. September 25, 2011
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10.
Face-Rape: commenting / writing / liking something on someones picture , wall , post too much on purpose and not stopping.
Commenting, Writing, or Liking on ones wall when you don't know them barely - or just because you think your cool and trying to be funny.
-Clicking '' Like '' on the post , picture , or activity then have joined in.
-Commenting too many of someone's post , Activities , or picture's too many times.
-Writing on someone's page all the time - and not replying ( because you're mad annoying ]

Ex: Someone says : " This is cute . "

" OMG DO I HAVE CAKE ON MY FACE ! ! "

" OMG GIRL YOU DO ! " . . . ( two best friends talking ]
" ahahah Cake on your face " ( strange kid ]

" Ewww . . girl you been face-raped ! Loggg offf AHHHHHHH ! "
by catiebitches April 01, 2010
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Face-Rape: commenting / writing / liking something on someones picture , wall , post too much on purpose and not stopping.
Commenting, Writing, or Liking on ones wall when you don't know them barely - or just because you think your cool and trying to be funny.
-Clicking '' Like '' on the post , picture , or activity then have joined in.
-Commenting too many of someone's post , Activities , or picture's too many times.
-Writing on someone's page all the time - and not replying ( because you're mad annoying ]

Ex: Someone says : " This is cute . "

" OMG DO I HAVE CAKE ON MY FACE ! ! "

" OMG GIRL YOU DO ! " . . . ( two best friends talking ]
" ahahah Cake on your face " ( strange kid ]

" Ewww . . girl you been face-raped ! Loggg offf AHHHHHHH ! "
by catiebitches April 01, 2010
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12.
Changing someone's facebook status without consent.
i cant belive you face raped me
by tezpellet October 14, 2009
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13.
A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)
Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.
by dan'spillow May 26, 2007
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14.
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
by Jordanfromtheblock July 04, 2010
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