The following mods are assholes:
Greeman (WAS DEMODDED FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE)
VeryNiceLady (Is a bitch, she bans for retarded reasons.)
Dragon (It's a FURFAG who bans for SHIT reasons)
The following members are fags/retards:
Big Blues alts
The following sections should be deleted:
Anything unrelated to Garry's Mod
History of Facepunch-
Facepunch was the website made for the game Facewound, back in the days. It is NOW the OFFICIAL forum for Garry's Mod (See Garry's Mod) but is now filling with other gay stuff.
Back in the day around 2006 someone requested the OIFY for fur porn (It was dragon) and Garry (See Garry Newman) gave it to him. It was (and is now AGAIN) hidden and the only way to get to it was to be logged in and change the forum display number to 56.
It has been run down, (Except for Craptasket, we love you dude) who is trying to bring peace back. It is mainly used for porn dumping, spam, and shit threads.
OIFY is very strange to people. They always ask what it means/stands for. There are a ton of explainations:
OIFY is Youll Figure It Out
OIFY is Only I fucked you!
Whatever it means, go die.
Person 2: *has stroke*
Person 3: Quick, person 3, kill it with FIRE!
Person 4: *Kills it with fire*
For the new people to Facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you WILL be banned.
The Forums include subforums allowing for easy classification, but the most populated are the General Discussion, Fast Threads, and the Garrysmod section.
The more controversial boards include the Oify, Furry, and Gay Pride, all of which bandwaggoners and Christians alike want taken down even though the people of FacePunch have a right to talk about their sexuality, fetish, or spam racism in the Oify.
The major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world's economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn't been thought of before by paid individuals. Another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are entitled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people entitled to better treatment are the mods, or they'll ban your ass.
Facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as "My dick looks funny" "Is my dick normal" or "Does my dick look weird to you?" which are the hot topics of today's conversation.
Mod 1: (User was banned for the post (Reason : Alt of permabanned user))
(noun) a direct and deliberate punch in the face of someone or something
(2) That tool needs a facepunch for the way he treated you.
(3) I am going to facepunch that calculus exam.
(4) I can't believe that it's snowing again; the snowflakes are like tiny little facepunches on my soul.
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.