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8.
An idiot troll who can't get out of the past. One who is stuck on dwelling over things that don't make sense. Has incredibly low IQ.
"Go away, Faceman...."
by afdsfsdfasf September 19, 2003
 
1.
noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face
Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.
by DaveC October 10, 2005
 
2.
A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.
Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.
by sf_native May 20, 2004
 
3.
One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.
James Bond
by Gavin December 18, 2003
 
4.
#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.
"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.
by vestlooksnice April 18, 2011
 
5.
A person with incredible genetics. It is neither something that can be created or worked at, but rather inherited. It can be so strong that it invokes jealousy amongst others.
P1: That David Beckham is a true Faceman.

P2: That's true. And he'll always be a Faceman.

P1: You're right. let's have a Budlight.
by Loom Daddy August 11, 2006
 
6.
A New Yorker with a heart of gold and testicles of bronze. Known for making movies and providing emotional, physical, and sometimes sensual support for the elderly and poverty-stricken Pilipino boys. Smells of waffles and occasionally hangs large phallic objects from trees. Should not be trusted.
I'm pro-abortion because of Faceman.
by Dizzle April 14, 2005
 
7.
One Who has an irregular face
"Hey faceman, I dont like your head or lack thereof"
by jackalope April 25, 2005