Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.