A wonderful website with many functions:

1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;

2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;

3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;

4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;

5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.

6) Playing Scrabble.

Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.

a stalkers dream come true

the reason my papers are never done on time.

An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.

A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)