Top Definition
Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.
Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.
by Angryasian February 05, 2009

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