"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?
Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"
girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"
"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."
"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."
"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"
Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."
Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"
Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"
(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!