| 2. | Facebook Mom | ||
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A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom Ernie: What's that? Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com |
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a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be. "i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one" |
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| 3. | Facebook Mom | ||
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A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year. She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet: Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?
Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour. |
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