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A word commonly used to describe hoes on Facebook. Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they: - Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative - Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line - Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style - Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative) - Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too - Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature) - Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it - Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater") - Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person - Self-Destructive Comments:
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):" "Ewwh, look at my hairr :P" "Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!" - Baby Talk: "I wuv you ((:" "Awwwh, fanks ;)" "Oh, I sowwy :/" "Otay! :D" Example 1: Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags* Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??" Example 2: Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture* Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?" Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe." Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!" |
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A girl who puts expendably revealing or sexy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive. See attention whore Guy 1: Dude, Jenny is a total facebook hoe
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a dumb slut. It's great. |
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A Facebook Ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first. Haley: Look who added me!! Isn't he cute?
Teresa:Yess!! *Ten minutes later* Teresa: I just added him!! Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!! |
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