Dick: What are you talking about?
Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.
Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.
Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.
"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"