He Replies: That's just your facebook envy talking, don't feel so bad for having only 9.
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>