A person who frequently bitches and moans on Facebook statuses about life events with little or no cause.
Status:I don't understand why people can't take a hint... if I deleted ur phone number it means I don't wanna talk to you, not lets continue the conversation or go run your mouth to our mutual friends about it. It means drop the fucking topic. Blah I need a shot.
Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!