Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.
Boy 2: No, but it sounds enjoyable and I can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!
Face Balls, is the meaning of life.
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says only one at a time", " Face Balls" "FU$% you win"
Girl friends ugly, "Face Balls" She an angel
Bank robbery, "Face Balls" They cuff themselves
No boner, "Face Balls" It's sky skraper tall
Rainbow, "Face Balls" Double Rainbow
Burger, "Face Balls" Big Mack inside another Big Mack
Wife Sex, "Face Balls" Six Girls Sex
Small Boobs, "Face Balls" Dougeball Boobs
"Face Balls", "Face Balls" Universe Splits in two
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.