Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.
You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"
To use your facebook
status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.
"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."
Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.