Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

Face Five

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

by Carly24 January 28, 2009

face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.

I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.

by saturn sixx April 8, 2008

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

by ThatGirl729 April 17, 2011

face-high-five

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

by bdruckman218 January 30, 2012

Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..

by Wilbur Brown June 1, 2011