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9. Face rape
when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth
Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...

Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!
1. face rape
when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
2. face rape
Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.
Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"
3. Face rape
In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
4. Face rape
A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)
Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.
5. Face Rape
the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.
"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"
6. Face Rape
An organized deliberate attack on a persons facebook wall, where multiple individuals post pictures, videos, and links of a specific topic on the wall for the sole purpose of fucking with the person.

Face Rapes can be organized by one person, where the originator recruits all participants, or by multiple individuals, where all participants are encouraged to recruit additional participants.

The Face Rape originated in New England in January 2011.
Jeff started a Face Rape by contacting a group of friends who assisted him in Face Raping Neal's facebook wall by posting pictures and videos of birds on it. Jeff's friends asked their friends to assist, increasing the magnitude of the attack.
7. Face Rape
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
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