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A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.
'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'

'No, I didn't'

'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'
by El_bronco August 19, 2012

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