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1. Face Ditching.
When you remove someone from your facebook friends list.
That bitch totally faceditched me and then her friend tagged me in a photo of hers.. i can't beleive that level of face ditching.
2. whiped
When your girlfriend or boyfriend has you so into him or her he can get you to do whatevr he or she wants. Its not cool 2 b friends with someone who is whiped because then they are always ditching you to hang out with there lover. Also see pussy whiped.. when your friend is whiped u can make the sound a whipe maked to make fun of them.. very funny
Greg: OMG eric your so whiped... WWWWCH (lol thats the whip noise hard to spell)
Eric: SHut the fuck up greg
Zachy: oh eric u get so mad its funny
Eric: how bout i hit u in the face zachy
by Eric/ Greg Oct 28, 2004 add a video
3. Maple Creek
1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.

2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
4. Pulling a Yu
Ditching one's friends so that you can get some pussy from a fat pimply girl because you cannot get any normally.
Damm bro he was pulling a Yu last night. I saw pictures of his face buried under some girls stomach rolls after he lied to us and said he was asleep.
5. moral virginity
Not doing anything bad relating to school. You lose it when you get detention, suspension, or anything bad in school.

Common ways to lose your moral virginity
Detention
Suspension
Pulling a fire alarm as a joke
Failing a class
Flipping off the teacher
Ditching school
Getting sent to the principal's office for misbehaving
When Charlotte got her first detention, she lost her moral virginity.

After punching Tyler in the face during soccer, Coach Johnson gave Gabbi a suspension, causing her to lose her moral virginity.
6. G Zone
The G Zone is not a landmark, or something associated with a physical barrier or area of space, it is a parameter that links a number of very important members of ones social group into a hierarchy of dopeness and awesomeness. When all very important members of this specific social group are intertwined together in what can only be described as an epic relationship between comrades, it constitutes the title of none other than "The dopest cunts in society today and for the rest of existence". However, when certain members of the G Zone are "dogging" for other things/people, the G Zone fades, and the rest of the members start to become rudimentary again, and blend in with the rest of society as everyday average normal mother fuckers.
"Hey man wanna get the G Zone up this weekend and have a mad chill sesh?"

"We can't man, jimmy is being a dog and ditching the G Zone for the Pussy Zone"

"Fucking asshole"
7. Ditchster
Another name for a dopehead pizza cook; the guy that makes the pizzas. Working the make line is like working the ditch you see? It's a dirty job, and often looked down upon, but somebody's got to do it. Usually this person is known as a ditchster. It's really just another name for your common high school dopehead loser who works at the local pizza joint. He (or She) probably doesn't use deodorant, shave, or wash their hands after using the restroom, or scratching their crotch before he makes your pie. This type generally has a real "give a fuck" attitude toward life. Yet when one knows how to work the ditch, it usually guarantees an indefinite minimal level of employment. I'm sure this description could also apply to many other lowly food service positions involving significant drudgery. But they are all usually habitual drug user as well.
I was once a delivery driver at my local Pizza Hut, you see, and I happened the chance to interact with the local ditchster there. He would usually have this half-sick smile on his face, reminiscent of Rocky Balboa, as he dived his bare hands into trays full of slimy "Canadian Bacon", and Italian Sausage along with other toppings. You knew he didn't really like his job and was constantly nervous about getting busted for any stupid thing by the jerk manager. He couldn't hardly wait for a chance to ditch the make line for a quick trip to the walk-in freezer or to take the trash out back behind the dumpster for a quick hit off his weed pipe. You knew he never could really take his mind off that sack of kind bud in his pocket waiting for him. It was kind of the motivating factor in his life you know? It kept him going.
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