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A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence. Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened? Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face! Friend: Fucking Face Baster! Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy. |
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