|1.||Fabulous Dan the Lahser parking lot man|
a really fat ass hole who likes raping little children in his hut while he makes sure no seniors go out to lunch during school. while in his brick hut, charles holerith gives him blow jobs after school. he has a really gay pornstar mustache, and probly the only thing hes made love to is the center of a crispy creme doughnut
"fabulous dan the lahser parking lot man is such a douchebag"
"fuck that fat ass hole"