"*drooling* we have no chance with him, but lets make a secret plan to take him away with us on a trip"
1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)
2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)
3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face
4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown
2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.
3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.
4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.
Yes, that is Fabio's girl there and we all hate her!
origins in Fabio Lanzoni the model