(1) To intentionally copulate a member of the opposite sex who is both married and obese without expectation of reciprocation.
(2) To disprove a suspected prinny
"Dude what happened last night with that married cow you brought over?"
"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."
"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"
First world problems. Problems that only happen to people who reside in the first world.
My GPS ran out of batteries and I misplaced the Ambien, I have FWP.
First World Problems. Problems that people who live in first world countries have.
The website Reddit has a subreddit for this.
My dvd collection is full of scratches. FWP
Acronym for Fuckin White People.
Crazy white people who perform hairbrained stunts to impress people, usually frat guys or dropouts. See Jackass
Truman: What was the last thing the FWP said before he died?
Glen: I don't know, what?
Truman: Dude! Check this shit out!
Friends with privileges.
Basically a relationship without a relationship, but with all the sex!
Person 1: Yo man are you going out with Katherine?
Person 2: Naw man, she is just fwp.
Person 1: Fuckin eh man! FWP rocks.
Fat Wife Potential - A girl who might look good now but has a good chance of getting fat later in life... especially after getting married.
Usual indicators are found in the ankles and cheeks in particular
Yeah maybe now, but she has FWP written all over her, look at her ankles man, those are ready to spread!
freshly washed pussy
that shit tastes like fwp