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10. FWM
Abbreviation for Fuck, or Fucking, With Me


See also: FWY or FWU
You can't come over because your car's out of gas?
Are you FWM? (fucking with me)
1. fwm
fuck with me.
Its like saying talk to me or get at me.
Yall I'm now on FB so FWM.
Imma text yu later, so FWM.
2. fwm
"Filled With Mirth"

mirth/mərTH/
Noun:
Amusement, esp. as expressed in laughter.

To replace the short hand "LOL" and "haha"
Jim- "Why does the seagull fly over the sea?"

Sally- "IDK, Y?"

Jim-"Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel."

Sally- "FWM!"
3. FWM
Friend(s) With Money/Mugga/Mula
I only go to the mall with my FWM's
4. FWM
Disbelief, thinking or knowing someone is lying to you. You better not be lying.
I'll buy your 1970's Pinto for five thousand dollars. You FWM (fuckin wit me).
5. FWM
Fingering Wet Mexicans
i enjoy FWM. it makes my fingernails shiny
6. FWM
fight with mother

when you've just had a major row with your mother over spending too much time not paying attention to her.
mother: "what are you doing in your room all day? can't you do any house work"
daughter: "sorry mother. just a little busy."
mother: "Shout shout shout"

big arguement- FWM

mother: "get ready - going out for dinner NOW!"

will be back soon <3
7. fwm
Flying while Muslim similar to DWB -driving while black
Man fuck this fwm shit -- why you gotta tar the 1.5 billion regular folk just cause some crazy mothafuckers said they muslim and they blew up shit? We aint blame all the italians for the mafia, we aint blame all crime on blacks and hispanics. We don't call crime a 'black problem' like pete king called terrorism a 'muslim' problem.

Nah fuck this fwm - i aint being profiled in my own God damn country!

When someone is Muslim or looks like they could be Muslim (sikhs) and they trying to fly, watch out for the 'random' screening.
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