Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.
"Shake your FUPA like no one is watching"
"You don't love me, you just love my FUPA biatch!"
Causes: Fupatitis P.
Only know cure: Fupandectomy
Mrs. Addis, I mean Da'aaaam! (nuff said)
Look at dem fupers over der eh. (Canadian Fupa sighting)
The FUPA serves to absorb any bumps to the area and prevent the bone-on-bone effect from the male and female pelvic bones bumping during intercourse in the missionary position. It also pushes the top of the Labia Majory slightly forwards and away from the body in the human female, providing her with additional sexual pleasure, not that most of you drunk a-holes care about her pleasure.
The FUPA has strange effects on its victims. Primarilly, those that suffer from FUPA are completely oblivious to its presence. Furthermore, the FUPA has the strange ability to cause its host to wear their jeans up near the belly button, which further accents its glory. (Some scientists have come to believe that the FUPA has a rudementary intelligence)
Women who are 3-5 months pregnant demonstrate the most excellent examples of the FUPA. Be careful before asking a woman if she's pregnant! Most likely, it is just her FUPA.
It must be understood that men do NOT suffer from FS (Fupa Syndrome). It is a trait only found in women.
TO ITS VICTIMS: the Fupa affects sight, making it hard to see the penis or vagina. It affects transportation, making it hard to sit in a car comfortably, sitting around people in a bus, taking up two seats in an airplane, even standing is hard because of the unbalance weight distribution that gives a constant sensation of falling forward.
The Fupa also divides into the "upper fupa" and the "lower fupa." This division is caused by the pants that the victims wear near the center of their belly, creating the division. Appearing like ass cheeks sideways and the crack near the belt of the pant.
CAUSES: Mcdonalds, BurgerKing, laziness, lack of exercise, no point in life, World of Warcraft, anything dealing with the habit of fat people.
CURES: No cures have been found yet because the scientist with the FUPA has been too lazy to do anything about it.
"You don't have a FUPA, till you learn how to drive with it."
(while waiting in line) "Oops, excuse my FUPA on your ass, it grows by the minute."