military school in the boonies of virginia, filled with 'bad' kids and uneducated, pampered football players who couldnt pass a 1st grade spelling test. the water is brown, the weather always sucks, foods terrible (if ur lucky they dont spit in it), and the faculty enjoys watching you suffer. send your son here, he learns great tallents: how to rape a woman with his eyes, to hide a can of dip under a floor tile, and find cheep prices on weed. it really lives up to the motto- "success stories begin here!"
well dad, i just sold dip and weed all year- dont worry, its normal at FUMA