appreviated for fucked up for fun

A replacement for the f-bomb when parents/teachers/Jesus is nearby. Can be spelled with one or two F's at the end (not that you'd ever need to write it down).

The comical value of using this is great - from a distance it sounds exactly like "the big one". A quick explanation later and "blammo!" you got yourself a new classroom word.

When someone is almost buff but there's a layer of fat covering the muscle.

When you feel a bit down, but your not quite upset yet. Its a expression to use if your a bit tired as well.

A noise made by cats who pass in the hall but don't like each other. Usually accompanied by batting each other with their front paws.

Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.

Crazy guy from Europe legalizin Cannibus, Trainee @ the Green Party in Germany.

adj 1. A term used describe a desirable object.

v 2. A substitute for the word fuck, which derivates from the Dutch word, fokken.