fud

An insult - idiot, fool with no brains in Scottish, popularised on BBC One's "Offside" TV show.

Lorenzo Amoruso, what a fud!

by fud November 3, 2003

fud

pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.

ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!

by hytham_hammer July 6, 2005

fudded

adjective: very drunk, see munted

"I was so fudded, I can't remember a thing"

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

fud

"Fud" is not only another word for pussy, but also a verb that can be used for a woman instead of "masturbate" - then it goes with oneself (myself, herself,...)- as is the by now famous line by Kate Winslet in Extras serial (see below):

And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right.

by Moucha October 3, 2007

Fud

A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.

what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is

by Hays July 11, 2008

fud

Derogetry word for the female genitailia. An insult. Also: fud-licker, fud flaps.

"Fuck that fud-lickin' bitch!"

by andy March 14, 2003

fud

Popularized by LOLcats, ROFLcats, etc., the term "fud" is used to refer to FOOD.

Some fud has toy inside, my toy has fud inside.

by HilaryAbbie April 13, 2008