A FUD is what can only be politely called a disaster of epic dimensions. It's when a soon to be former friend arranges for you to meet a really sweet, great guy or gal who for what soon become abundantly obvious reasons is off the market. You then find your self on a FUD.
"so its Christmas and you know how wicked the punch always it at Brenda's party when she snares me into meeting of all people her ex..any how before i could make it to the bathroom she suggested..that we go to a play..and that is now i got that FUD...and it was very fudded up."
by MADELINEB February 08, 2008
Heard emitting from the mouths of Mafioso chiefs after they've been to a dental or oral surgery appointment. The muddled Mafia mouth is caused by anesthetics' side effects, which result in the bosses not giving a rat's ass about their underlings' petty dilemmas.
"Fud-did aboud id!" said The Godfather after he had a root canal.
by Willie Gee April 12, 2008