Fat, ugly, and depressed.
Johnny: We're going drinking, you comin?
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.
by ShawnMichaels February 16, 2014
A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.
what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is
by Hays July 10, 2008
pron- "fu-DD" like "Mud"

Slang term for vagina. Very common in Berkshire, UK. Fud is not used in an offensive way. It is very much intended as an alternative to fanny, front bottom or lady bits.

She slipped her hands down between her breasts, across her stomach and then deep between her legs against her soft fud.
by Reg Allen June 21, 2007
Derogetry word for the female genitailia. An insult. Also: fud-licker, fud flaps.
"Fuck that fud-lickin' bitch!"
by andy March 14, 2003
pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.
ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!
by hytham_hammer July 06, 2005
an incorrect spelling of the word 'food'
in the cartoon the sign read: 'cat fud'
by ssalta October 29, 2011
1.) Another way of saying food.
2.) F you De
1.) I want some fud.
2.) What the crap, why did you do that De, F you De!!!
by Jace Lynne May 17, 2011

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