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FUD
A FUD is what can only be politely called a disaster of epic dimensions. It's when a soon to be former friend arranges for you to meet a really sweet, great guy or gal who for what soon become abundantly obvious reasons is off the market. You then find your self on a FUD.
"so its Christmas and you know how wicked the punch always it at Brenda's party when she snares me into meeting of all people her ex..any how before i could make it to the bathroom she suggested..that we go to a play..and that is now i got that FUD...and it was very fudded up."
by MADELINEB February 08, 2008
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1.
FUD
Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt
"Your a fud"
"I rolled over in bed and accidently kneed her in the fud. She woke with a scream and punched me in the balls"
by big gee from glasgow April 29, 2005
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2.
FUD
fear, uncertainty and doubt
don't believe Microsoft's FUD -- Mozilla is off the hook
by you October 28, 2001
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3.
fud
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.
The company's FUD spreading caused many supporters to abandon their cause, except for the few that could see through its scaremongering propaganda.
by Fluid July 14, 2003
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4.
fud
Female genitalia, normally used as an insult, meaning a person of lower than average intelligence.
Look where you're f**king goin', ya fud!
by Lachlan September 29, 2003
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5.
Fud
Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.
"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)

Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
by Mr Bawbag July 10, 2012
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6.
Fud
Noun. Alternative word for fanny. (The female sexual organ)
You stupid fud.

HAHA YA WEE FUD
by CiaranP April 29, 2006
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7.
Food, edible materials, drinks. Typically internet slang
brb 15 getting fuds
make me some fuds, woman!
by peegee August 30, 2007
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