the "cool" way of saying wtf

it means Fuck The What
used by "cool kids" only
nerdboy: im gonna have secks with my sister
coolboy: FTW fucking sick
by gusto nueces September 09, 2009
FTW means Fuck the World
if you're really angry
on your environment
by GekkeThieske July 01, 2005
For Those Wondering (at the end of a sentence)
"ftw" can also mean "for those wondering", FTW.

I'm not wearing any underwear, FTW.

(after saying "time for some beer" in a chat where others may be in a different time zone)
It's 5pm here, FTW.
by poke smot! October 26, 2006
Acronym for Fuck the World.

Popularized by the ECW.
Ftw is an acronym. It means fuck the world.
by elevan January 16, 2005
For Those Wondering (at the end of a sentence)
"ftw" can also mean "for those wondering", FTW.
I'm not wearing any underwear, FTW.

(after saying "time for some beer" in a chat where others may be in a different time zone)
It's 5pm here, FTW.
by poke smot! October 31, 2006
Internet Gaming Term for "For The Win" meaning something is good or great.
"DvD Quality Anime ftw."
by Arkarious May 29, 2006
An internet expression commonly used in Company of Heroes usually to emphasize a units' effectiveness in the game.

Can either be used on the official Relic boards(a) or ingame(b).
a)
I found that Nebelwerfer rather ineffective. You better go kill dug-in enemy infantry with artillery barrages. Firestrike ftw!!

Wow, I just love the new StuH buff in 1.5 patch. StuHs ftw!

I once prevented my opponent from capturing a Victory point and thus turn the tide on me by simply using BAR insta-suppress on his Grenadiers. Riflemen+BARs FTW!!! :D

b)
hey I destroyed your last croc tank... stormtroopers ftw!

OMG Tiger ftw.. this thing just kills everything in its path

w00t Pershing best thank c0mbind w/ AWM ..w00t PERSHINGS FTW kekekeke ^_^
by BulligerVerstand March 13, 2007
FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
by lSparkl December 04, 2006
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