For The Win
Commonly used among geeks to express their enthusiasm for something, especially in IRC.
a) Cola is best
b) nope, Pepsi is way better
a) Cola FTW!
by BakkiZ August 31, 2005

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FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
by lSparkl December 04, 2006

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fuck the world
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FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they ay have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FLIP THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to flip walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Flip the Walrus", it can also mean the turning over of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too heavy! I can't lift it!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to flip his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Flip

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to turn over their catch. "FTW!!" (Flip the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Flip the ((fat)) woman)
by Dr. Diction September 01, 2006

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Acronym that can either stand for: "For the Win" or "For the Wii".
Wii FTW!

I'm in line FTW!
by Pedrovsk December 03, 2006

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ftw = for the win
ftw = also a gang but more commenly used as for the win
Horse number is going 6 ftw.
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Feed The Wombat
Can be used to describe an activity that you feel does not need mentioning.
Originated in the online game Final Fantsay Online, by a character named Kitykatt as a response to someone asking what FTW stood for.
Bill: Yo, what are you going to do tonight?
Jeff: FTW!
Bill: Feed The Wombat?
Jeff: Yup
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FTW = first the wictory!

Oh poor souls who think FTW means For The Win! jami93, a Finnish boy (*cough*a troll*cough*) who often comments to a webcomic Sosiaalisesti Rajoittuneet has told us the REAL meaning of FTW.
"No no no, when I said ftw, I meant first the wictory! For the win doesn't make ANY sense at all"
by Me0__= October 11, 2006

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