As many people has adapted to FML, fuck my life. The trend has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over because you scuffed your precious shoes or because you have 4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over it. FTSFTW!
Idiot - F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
Smart Idiot - Correction. FTS..
Idiot - What?
Smart Idiot - Fuck The Situation. Only because your life isn't over because you simply forgot your gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
Idiot - Wow, FTS..
by tweezyy or god. perhaps jebus? March 14, 2010
Top Definition
Abv. Fuck That Shit
go MUNGING??? FTS!!!
by Strap_ON May 19, 2003
fuck this shit

used online and such when you are hating whats going on at the moment
fts, i can't believe she grounded me for being only a 1/2hr late!
by shutup and type April 13, 2005
Either fuck this shit or fuck that shit, depending on the situation.
Today sucks, FTS (fuck this shit)

I'm not going to work, FTS (fuck that shit)
by tBarge December 09, 2007
Online acronym for “fuck that shit!”
Parrywinkle69: My friend lielu thinks your cute :)
PooDawg: The one who broke my chair sitting down?
Parrywinkle69: Yeah....
PooDawg: FTS
Parrywinkle69: :(
by Kevin KB June 23, 2006
fuck this shit.
fuck that shit.
"Hey man you like death metal?
nah, FTS
by rjHAHA April 12, 2009
It stands for "Fuck The System", made famous by Hardstyle DJ, Showtek.
"Showtek - FTS (Fuck The System)"

This is what I love, and can't stop lovin'. Get wasted at parties, from 9 till 7 in the morning. I live for the music, rollin' blunts, feelin' high, gettin' loaded, or take some pills and go to La La Land. Spendin' all my money on dope and extreme high price tickets.
But in the end, it's all worth it.
I like to live in my own world. Fuck regular life! Fuck a '9-to-5' job!
I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute. That's what I do at Fridays and saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously? I just want to do, what I like to do! Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society! It's my own world, I just want to hear the music.

I think the whole system fucking sucks.
everybody's working their fucking ass up during the week, getting totally fucking stressed out, So what's wrong, and what's right?

I live for the weekend, I live for Hardstyles, I live for Hardstyle baby!
Come on, lets go!
by Travito August 14, 2008
it means "Fuck This Shit". Used to express frustration and/or apathy.
I was waiting for the signal to change so I could cross the street in downtown Toronto and there was Charles. He was blitzed and he was wearing a shirt I've seen in America. It said on the top "Famous Oriental Saying" and had some slash marks below it. Turning the head sideways revealed that the "Oriental characters" made up the English words "fuck this shit". Charles repeated the "saying" on his racist T-shirt by saying "Yeah. Fuck this shit. FTS." The light turned green. We crossed the street, I turned east and he went west.
by Starpunk November 04, 2006
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