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11.
To be, see, or possess, Fat Tits.
I was out last night and there were so many FT's I fainted, hit my head on the corner of a table and had to be taken to hospital where I was revived from certain death on the operating table by a nurse, who, ironically, also had FT's
by ILOVEFT's October 07, 2009
 
1.
FTS
Abv. Fuck That Shit
go MUNGING??? FTS!!!
by Strap_ON May 19, 2003
 
2.
fts
fuck this shit

used online and such when you are hating whats going on at the moment
fts, i can't believe she grounded me for being only a 1/2hr late!
by shutup and type April 13, 2005
 
3.
fts
Either fuck this shit or fuck that shit, depending on the situation.
Today sucks, FTS (fuck this shit)

I'm not going to work, FTS (fuck that shit)
by tBarge December 09, 2007
 
4.
FTS
Online acronym for “fuck that shit!”
Parrywinkle69: My friend lielu thinks your cute :)
PooDawg: The one who broke my chair sitting down?
Parrywinkle69: Yeah....
PooDawg: FTS
Parrywinkle69: :(
by Kevin KB June 23, 2006
 
5.
FTS
it means "Fuck This Shit". Used to express frustration and/or apathy.
I was waiting for the signal to change so I could cross the street in downtown Toronto and there was Charles. He was blitzed and he was wearing a shirt I've seen in America. It said on the top "Famous Oriental Saying" and had some slash marks below it. Turning the head sideways revealed that the "Oriental characters" made up the English words "fuck this shit". Charles repeated the "saying" on his racist T-shirt by saying "Yeah. Fuck this shit. FTS." The light turned green. We crossed the street, I turned east and he went west.
by Starpunk November 04, 2006
 
6.
FTS
fuck this shit.
fuck that shit.
"Hey man you like death metal?
nah, FTS
kk"
by rjHAHA April 12, 2009
 
7.
FTS
Acronym for Fuck that shit

Usually used in Text message, IM, E-mail
Person one: Want to go to A&Ws?

Person two: No! FTS!
by n00bskoolbus April 03, 2010