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Expressing deep resentment for the opposite sex. Acronym for Fuck That Puto(bitch).
boy 1: she bailed out on our date to fuck the guy she is talking to.
boy 2: ftp, man
by janyce March 22, 2007
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For The Punx
You going to the NoFX show?

Yeah man FTP!
by Kyle Munro August 19, 2008
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This is an acronym meaning for the pussy. This can be used two ways.

1. A guy or lesbian who's current number one priority is sexual stimulation from women and their *****. May be a perv, child rapist, or just a normal guy who is currently horny.

2. A guy (or sometimes even girl) who is showing weak behavior. This may be expressed through laziness, literal physical weakness, extreme stupidity, or unwillingness to take a leap of faith or do a risky task.

This is a very new meaning of this acronym, however, this meaning is slowly gaining popularity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over their is incredibly hot in her bikini but can you stop being FTP for a moment and finish listening to what I'm saying?"

2 a.

Person 1: "But I don't feel like working out today. I'm just too tired from not doing anything productive whatsoever."
Person 2: "stop being so FTP and get some meat on those scrawny toothpicks you call biceps"

2b.

person 1: "you know, bull testicals are considered a delicacy in some regions. Want to try some with me? They might surprise you."
person 2: "I think some things were meant to be left uneaten..."
person 1: "Come on. You won't know until you try. Stop being so FTP."
by tianang December 27, 2010
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A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif April 08, 2005
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We're gonna take a stand and FTP!
by mincinator February 10, 2011
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Fuck the Patriarchy. Patriarchy as in males. Women typically use this phrase when they are being screwed over by a man or a custom that is in favor of men in general. Basically anything that makes the male gender elevated in status.
Teacher: All male students may have ice cream!
Girl in class: Seriously?? FTP!!
by Anonafrikenmous March 02, 2017
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ftp = for the pwn; a variant of ftw (= "for the win")

Used primarily in gamer-world, ftp is a more specific version of ftw. It's used when someone declares victory in an argument or discussion with an insurmountable rebuttal or insult.
We'll go with a classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy example:

Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. shakes head ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Connery buzzes in Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Moo. buzzer sounds

Alex Trebek: No.

Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! laughs

**FTP**!
by Sean Connnery October 23, 2007
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