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FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.

With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.

Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
When her FTPs kicked in, it moved my couch.
by L&G Conversations December 07, 2009
 
16.
FTP
FTP - Is an acronym that stands for "Full Time Pussy". It is also interchangeable with "Full Time Player" or "Full Time Parent".
Ex:
1: Ey nigga wutcha bout to do today?

2: I got my FTP comin through
1: That hoe Charlene?
2: Naw Keisha
by JT^2 January 07, 2014
 
17.
FTP
Fight the Power
We're gonna take a stand and FTP!
by mincinator February 10, 2011
 
18.
FTP
Fondle the pussy.
When you're going down on a girl and you start playing with here pussy. It's equivalent to playing with her pussy but you need a more elaborate word to describe the action. When you fondle her pussy you are FTPing her.
by FTPer January 24, 2011
 
19.
FTP
fuck the prep; meaning St. Joe's Prep of Philadelphia
Sallie #1: aw man our football team just lost to those faggy prep kids 40-0!

Sallie #2: shit dude FTP!
by i heart prep April 26, 2009
 
20.
FTP
Fuck the Prep. What students say during exam time or other harsh school times at St. Joes Prep.
Guy 1- Yo man i got 4 tests tomorrow.

Guy 2- Same! FTP!!!!
by FTP man March 10, 2009
 
21.
FTP
As pertaining to work: Fuck This Place
i'm tired of giving all my time to the boss I say FTP!!
by gdnt2all July 02, 2011