Fuck the Pies (FTP) is a standard phrase uttered during a conversation with some supporters of the Collingwood Football Club (a.k.a the Pies) in Melbourne, Australia. Supporters of this football club are well known for overestimating their teams abilities beyond what normal people considerable acceptable/tolerable levels.

This opens them up to constant mockery because they do it every fucking year. Having to deal with this shit every week of the football season is too great a price to pay for the satisfaction received when Collingwood fails to make the finals, or looses in the finals.

Etymologists believe that this eventually lead to the birth of the phrase: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!".
The abbreviation FTP can be used during text-based communication, or to avoid filters for swear words. It does not have the same effect when spoken out loud.

Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win the flag this year"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win this week"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "Pies by 57 this week!"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "sob... i guess there's always next year...."
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!"
by yafoba February 16, 2010
Top Definition
Fuck the police. Coined in early 1998 by a C.B. local. It is the only true definition of this word and all the othere can f*ck off.
I'm sick of these pigs harassing us. FTP baby.
by Valo February 15, 2005
Fuck That Puto... made popular by comedian George Lopez on his new HBO Special.
"John Kerry? FTP! Fuck That Puto!
by Carlitos Way February 26, 2007
Means "File Transfer Protocol". It is a way to share files over the net. It's like networking computers, that aren't on your network. You can transfer any shared files, provided you have the proper IP and L/P.
"Do you have an ftp server?"
by Felicia January 31, 2003
1. File Transfer Protocol - Method of sharing files over the net.
2. First To Post - Used commonly by Neopets BDCers.
3. Fuck the Police
1. I downloaded that file over FTP today.
2. FTP, I pwn!
3. FTP! WTH Did I do?
by neorser June 02, 2006
FUCK THE PO-LICE. Often heard after getting pulled over while in possession.
"License and registration"
"Man, FTP!"
by T-UNiT November 22, 2003
For the Penis. Used a lot by resistance players on the game Ingress to define themselves and their sexual preferences.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Man, I didn't know jojo went that way.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's crazy FTP.

Example 2:
New Guy: Hello everyone!
Guy 1: Welcome to the Resistance!
Guy 2: Fuck toads!
New guys: Eewww, I like girls.
Guy 3: We're crazy FTP!
Guy 4: FTP
MarsOG: FTP!
by jojointimdator May 13, 2015
Fuck The Police, a term allways used by graffiti writers
Just FTP!
by VAKI5 August 16, 2003
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