FTO

FTO means "For the obvious"

Which is a way of sounding like a smart arse prick when Captain Obvious says something. Most likely to be used with talking with your nerd pals....

"It's cloudy today" It rains or something...
"FTO, *dur dur* Captain Obvious"

by Magicalcantabulous February 22, 2009

FTO

For Trade Only

I have a Glock 40mos 10mm FTO looking for other Glocks or Sigs

by greggyk1 June 29, 2019

FTO

For The Owlz - when you have sex the night before a game for good luck.

Totally FTO'd my wife last night, definitely why we won 26-1.

by s734k June 3, 2018

FTO

Friendship Time Out

Rainer is being an ass and until he can learn to be nice, he is in a FTO

by Imalwaysright123 June 19, 2015

fto

"for the orgasm." like ftw (for the win), but even more hardcore.

Gerard Way is my boi, fto!

by Rawren March 3, 2008

fto

Flip Them Off
Often used in place of smh

These bitches be staring...fto

by ladybug143 April 30, 2011

FTOS

Acronymn for Fat Tub Of Shit.

Damn, look at that girl. What an FTOS!

by stale August 3, 2004