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First Time Mac User. Was common when the computer originally came to popularity, defining people that used every effect (bold, drop shadow, outlining etc) concurrently on everything they did.
"Good lord! Look at that logo, it's hideous! What's with that?"

"FTMU."
by perkiset March 01, 2010
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