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17. FTL
The abbreviation for the frequently used phrase "For the Ladies." Typically used as a justification for extravagant male behavior or possessions. FTL may also be used sarcastically to refer to embarrassing acts or attributes.
Sincere: 1. "It was expensive, but the fireplace that I installed in my bedroom is purely FTL and I am sure it will pay off. 2. "My karaoke tribute to Tom Jones is pure FTL magic; It always fills my bed."

Sarcastic: 1. "Ooh, nice mustachio-mullet combo, Pat. That is totally FTL." 2. "Its great how you're pants are so tight that the zipper is always busting open- must be FTL."
1. ftl
The opposite of FTW (For the Win)
An acronym for "For the Loss"

You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
"People who think FTL means "For the Lose" are taking english tests FTL"
2. FTL
French The Llama.
Created by John Green of the Vlogbrothers(Youtube) after a competition run by DARPA. One Person said FTL and it meant for the loss. Nerdfighters then tricked John into thinking it was French The Llama. It is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the F word.
E.g 1) Person 1 Look a whale!
Person 2 French The Llama that wail is big.
E.g. 2) Person 1 What does FTL mean.
Person 2 French The Llama
3. ftl
Stands for "For the loss". Often used in online-gaming.
Dude, we just wiped in Hellfire ramparts. Noob tank FTL.

or

I couldn't move! Cheap-ass keyboard FTL.
4. FTL
Faster Than Light.
"I wish they would invent FTL drives soon and we'll start conquering planets outside our solar system!".
5. FTL
An internet meme, or moomoo,from the Vlogbrother's video "Awesome Project Is Awesome" meaning:

"French the Llama"
"FTL! The squre root of (-1) is a letter?!?!?!?!" -John
6. ftl
1. For the Loss;
a.used in leet speak to connote that someone or something to causing him(her/team) to lose.

b. also can be used in conversation, in real life situations.
a.player's name is a freakin NOOB!! player's name ftl.

b. Someone goes to a restaurant and unknowingly order some Kung Pao chicken. Being allergic to peanuts, when he/she get the dish. One may say, "Kung Pao chicken ftl (for the loss).
7. FTL
Fuck The Liver - Saying used by college students when binge drinking and doing permanent damage to their livers. Also the name of the most badass house at Michigan Tech
"I pregamed with a fifth of kessler, FTL man."

"I heard FTL is having a party tonight, so you know it'll be an absolute shitshow."
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