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FTD
Abbreviation for Food Transmitted Disease: any disease or illness characteristically transmitted by food contaminated by bacteria or toxins.
Sorry I can't come into work today. I have a bad case of FTD from last night.
by foodiemz January 08, 2011
 
16.
ftd
Fucked to Death
dude i FTD last night!
by ghostftd December 10, 2010
 
17.
FTD
Fat Turtle Dick
Doris: "OMG, I slept with Francisco last night. I love his FTD"
Poulette" "I bet.. i heard about his fat turtle dick."
by El Macho Fran June 24, 2010
 
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FTD
For the dream, we all have them and this means youre not letting anything get in the way of your dreams and you will reach them.
Im FTD
by RTG1993 June 17, 2010
 
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FTD
(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)
"Fuck, Dude my Ex just FB chatted me."

"Aww man that sucks, just dont catch an FTD."
by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010
 
20.
FTD
Fake Tan Disaster
I cant wear a skirt today, im having a major FTD
by Cattiexxx July 24, 2009
 
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FTD
Fastest Time of Day

Used in racing, but primarily autocross
Brian got FTD in last Sunday's autocross.
by solojockey June 25, 2009