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FTD
(n) A form of copypasta seen on Facebook. Acronym stands for Facebook Transmitted Disease. For most of them, their only purpose is to travel from wall to wall, replicating itself. Occasionally they will have a legitimate reason for existence, such as Breast Cancer Awareness week, and afterwards will continue to circulate long after the event they were promoting passed up.
Ugh, Jill is constantly getting infected with FTD's. Why can't she stop?
by Chuck Butts January 18, 2011
 
1.
FTD
"Fresh To Death"
These new Nike's I just copped are FTD, but not as much as my Jordans.
by jiggaman212 February 02, 2010
 
2.
(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.
1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008
 
3.
Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.
Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.
by PROSTASIS.com May 04, 2011
 
4.
FTD
Acronym. Stands for 'Fuck the Dornier'. Used on social media, text messages but rarely spoken. It began being used so that passengers and non aviation personnel would not be aware you were annoyed with the aircraft, much like the acronym 'FML'

The phrase is used to describe a hardship at work relating to a fault or short coming of your aircraft.

The phrase is widely used amongst airline crew in relation to a hardship at work. It originated from crew operating the Dornier 328 aircraft but due to staff rotation to other operators the phrase has started to become widespread.
We are stranded in Gatwick, as the aircraft is broken, FTD.

Why do passengers bring such large bags on the aircraft, FTD.
by Sundsvall500 December 15, 2012
 
5.
FTD
fuck the dee.
united win scottish cup 2010. FTD
by shedded June 15, 2010
 
6.
FUCK THIS DAY!
my rent check is due and i am need of be tending to my apartment and other obligations, but i am going to wind up hopefully getting at most 2 hours of sleep head down on my desk at work. FTD!
by GrimWorker March 02, 2010
 
7.
FTD
Frontotemporal Dementia. formerly known as Pick's Disease is a dementia that initially attacks the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain, before spreading throughout the rest of the brain eventually causing death.
The US Social Security Administration now lists FTD as a condition which qualifies one for Social Security Disability payments.

My wife was laid off from her job at age 59, and shortly thereafter was diagnosed with FTD (Frontotemporal Dementia).
by TheMickster April 03, 2011