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19. FTC
An acromyn for "fuck that cunt". A clever way to drop the C-bomb without having to say it.
"So did you hear Brittany Spears announce she's going to stop all her crazy partying?"

"Whatever, she's still sucks ass. FTC."
1. FTC
noun, an acronym standing for: favorite, thumbs up and comment. Initiated by Shay Carl in December of 2010 on his youtube channel "shaytards"
ok guys don't forget to FTC my video!
2. ftc
Stands for "Flops to Complete"
Yo man what did u get in ur sociology class
"FTC"
3. FTC
Abbreviation for "for the chart". It refers to a hook up that occurred between 2+ people for the sole purpose of making a connection on one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC). The goal of doing things FTC is to out-whore one's friends and try in vain to boost one's self-esteem.
"Why did you hook up with him? He's in his 40s, you met him from the internet, and he may have a disease"
"Eh, I did it FTC"

"I made so many connections FTC last night that my pen ran out of ink from updating my personal chart."

"I had a three-way kiss with my gay best friend and a sexually ambiguous Latino FTC"
4. FTC
FTC stands for For the City or Fuck the Cops. Its a skateshop in San Francisco, Sacramento and Tokyo. The one in San Fran has a good ass team wit kids like Dre Smith and Lil Jon. Fuckin rival shop is DLXSF which is a shit shop where pussys go. Lotsa famous skaters go to FTC like Stevie Williams on DGK, P-Rod on Plan B, and Mike york formerly on Choclate but now on his own team Turf. They got hella nice people like Ando who'll hook you up if you got trouble. All in all fuckin awesome shit.
Shaun: Yo man you been to FTC lately?
Sam: Yee man they had these new fuckin turf decks. awesome as hell.
Shaun: Yea man? thats the shit.
5. FTC
FTC (texting short hand phrase) for Fuck This Class.
Used when expressing anger towards a teacher of the whole class.
Mrs. BlahBlah - "Turn in your Essays"
Tina - "I don't like this class"
Stephano - "Me neither"
Guenave - "FTC!"
6. FTC
Federal Trade Commission
The FTC is a US agency that fights identity theft, business fraud, debt collection harassment, and such.
7. FTC
"Flush to Conquer" - The number of flushes it takes to flush down the toilet kraken after grunting and bearing down on the handle of the plunger, or mid-evacuation courtesy flushes it takes to sink the brown battleship.
A: "Man, my turd cutter is sore after dropping that kid off at the pool!"

B:"Shit, bro, how many FTCs did it take?"

A:"That was a four FTC job. After the third flush, it reared up to attack but I slammed the lid down and it succumbed to the final spiral..."
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