FTB
New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?

A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?

Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
by Disco Danny January 24, 2011
FTB
flip the betty
dude we need to FTB today
by BITCHASSPUSSYWANDA November 25, 2010
FUCK THE BOX. involves living outside of social parameters. coloring outside the lines. going against the grain. doing the unexpected. LIVING FREELY, with no silly, human inhibitions.

fear of man? gone. worrying about tomorrow? nuh-uh. scaring the shit out of your parents and most other people in your life? HELL YES.
leave your home. give to the poor all that you own.
lose your life, so that you could find it.
beau is quitting his job to travel the world and serve others. he's so FTB.

do you think i can show up at the country club with dreads? oh well. FTB.
by jac-attack February 03, 2010
Fucking Toonser Bam

Just a typical minky toonser from Aberdeen
F.T.B - The type who go about Aberdeen with their Rockports and stripey jumpers and think they're hard when in fact they are just minks.
by Stoney Loon August 08, 2006
ftb
Fish That Bite

there aren't really that many ftb, more like fish that swim away scared, so it's important to distinguish between fish, and ftb.
Would you swim from here to that bridge for a thousand dollars?

I don't know, the water is probably really cold, and there might be FTB.
by sock311 May 13, 2013
Ftb
Meaning Fly the Bacon

A stupid saying that people say to look cool but it really dumb
Hey Dude we have to Ftb sometime soon
Yeahhh mannn for sure very soon
by Hata Fer Life June 13, 2012
FTBS-(saying) (1)Fuck that bullshit (2) Fuck the bullshit
guy: that Girl was being a bitch to me
guy2: FTBS bro

ex2:
guy1: Karina
guy2: FTBS!!
by circle N February 17, 2012
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