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New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low. Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking? A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"? Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons? Text Response: Why not? Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place |
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Commonly used by hockey players, ftb refers to "For The Boys" Richard: Hey dude! You coming to dinner tonight?
Tyler: Nah sorry I've got homework Richard: C'mon be FTB! Tyler: Alright sure! |
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Fear The Beard. In reference to celebrities, mainly athletes, who have cool beards. Commonly used for NBA players James Harden and Pau Gasol. James Harden has scored 23 points tonight. His opponents better FTB.
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flip the betty dude we need to FTB today
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Meaning Fly the Bacon A stupid saying that people say to look cool but it really dumb Hey Dude we have to Ftb sometime soon
Yeahhh mannn for sure very soon |
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As in Fun Time Baby Stephanie "Did you have a good time at the party?"
Jonn "Yes it was FTB!" |
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Fade To Black Wow... my car broke down, my house is on fire, my dog died and I just got fired. FTB
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Fish That Bite there aren't really that many ftb, more like fish that swim away scared, so it's important to distinguish between fish, and ftb. Would you swim from here to that bridge for a thousand dollars?
I don't know, the water is probably really cold, and there might be FTB. |
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