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FTB
New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?

A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?

Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
by Disco Danny January 24, 2011
 
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FTB
For the bitches. A term for a group of female friends that all share the common interest of picking up guys and listening to Jon Bon Jovi.
Let's go out to sugsy tonight! FTB! #turnt #caught #JBJ #drunkoffgrowers
by FTBforlife November 25, 2013
 
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FTB
Commonly used by hockey players, ftb refers to "For The Boys"
Richard: Hey dude! You coming to dinner tonight?
Tyler: Nah sorry I've got homework
Richard: C'mon be FTB!
Tyler: Alright sure!
by theoneandonlychosenone March 16, 2013
 
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FTB
Fuck that bitch.
"That bitch choosing!" "bro FTB!"
by MoBanks December 21, 2013
 
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Exactly what you were thinking: Fuck This Bullshit.
A stand-alone statement, usually communicated through writing rather than verbally. Common graffiti in high school bathroom walls and often used as a secret code in adolescent mental institutions. Easy to shout at someone who is really pissing you off or creating trouble, without causing offense. History of FTBS has been traced back to 1990 central Ohio.
by Angela Wallenbrock July 05, 2006
 
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FTB
Fade To Black
Wow... my car broke down, my house is on fire, my dog died and I just got fired. FTB
by babs and haras November 17, 2011
 
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FTB
Finish The Beers. A term used to tell people you are going to drink all the beers.
We're going to buy a bunch of beers, and stay up late until we FTB
by G-Hawk February 23, 2014
 
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Fucking Toonser Bam

Just a typical minky toonser from Aberdeen
F.T.B - The type who go about Aberdeen with their Rockports and stripey jumpers and think they're hard when in fact they are just minks.
by Stoney Loon August 08, 2006