FSM
FUCKING SHOOT ME

When your boss have stupid and redundant requests for a project that basically makes your life hell and have you cussing all day...but you have to censor yourself because you are at the workplace so you have to settle for acronyms.
That request is not even necessary, it just means more work for me, that stupid POS FSM!!!
by RCkiller October 15, 2011
FSM
The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under the religion of Pastafarian, you worship this almighty deity.


Once i found the FSM, i was saved. His almighty sauciness engulfed me, and i was at peace with the world.
by THIS_IS_MARTA February 11, 2009
FSM
Stands for Film Soul Mate. The best person in the world who you can make films with, you're practically telepathic and always know what the other one is thinking. You always work great together!
Person 1. Lelinh is my FSM
Person 2. Wow, thats amazing! The 2 best possible things in 1!
by ThatAwesomeFilmmaker April 10, 2012
FSM
FSM (Forgetting Sarah Marshall): either the best or the worst movie you will ever watch.
Dude, FSM totally spoke to me, it was a great movie!!!
by wowowowcaliente December 17, 2009
FSM
FEMALE SLUT MAGNET:
WHEN A MALE OR FEMALE IS A MAGNET FOR FEMALE SLUTS
MY FRIEND IS SUCH A FSM.
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
FSM
FRIDAY-SATURDAY MELTDOWN:
WHEN YOU START GETTING FUCKED UP ON FRIDAY AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IT IS SATURDAY
"DUDE I TOTALLY HAS A FSM THIS WEEKEND!"
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
FSM
FANTASTIC SLOW MASTURBATION:
WHEN YOU MASTURBATE SLOWLY AND IT HAS A FANTASTIC ENDING
I HAD THE BEST FSM LAST NIGHT!
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
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