Financial Services Authority (UK)
Originally set up too late to protect the public from financial scandals, it now exists to gradually corode financial services in the UK. The favoured mechanism is by writing nonsensical rule books that go round in circles in the language of a 17th century lawlord on steroids. Also, rules that are "Principal Based" so that they can catch you out on anything they haven't written an actual rule for (yet). The FSA is the chocolate beard
in the otherwise pristine washroom of British Financial Services. It will take UK Financial Services down the same road as our car industry has gone - India and China.
"Have we got enough money money for our Chrismas Party Tarquin"
"Oh yes - but we'll fine a few more firms first, so we can each go in a new Porsche and flush our wee-wees away with Champagne"
FSA - Financial Strangulation Authority
Free Shit Army. Refers to the truly amazing number of people who will show up out of nowhere if something is being given away for free. Often but not exclusively refers to those getting their free shit from other people by way of government.
The FSA open-spigot federal spending game has been covering up a now-compounded 30% decline in GDP and when that spigot is dialed back, even a bit, you'll see recognition of what has really happened with a vengeance.
Famous Stars and Straps, FSAS is a clothing line started by the drummer of the band Blink-182. FSAS was est. in 1999.
Often missinterrepted as, Famous Stars and Stripes.
Dude, did you hear that FSAS came out with a Limited Edition FSAS backpack? Im gunna have to hit that up.
Future Slut of America:
Used to define a girl who is young but dresses like a slut. Started seeing them when Britney Spears came out.
Syn: JoJo or Chicks on Disney
Senior: Damn man, your sister looks hott in that halter top.
Friend: Dude she's in the 8th grade.
Senior: Oh, I guess she's just another FSA.
Friend: Yeah, my mom probably shouldn't let her go out like that.
1)noun(Proper)Future Scientists of America. An elite organization of students clad in bright red FSA T-shirts who, according to their overlord Mr. Nakaue, are destined to rule the future world of Science.
2)interjection. Used to express enthusiasm for either success of failure in anything vaguely related to science.
3)verb. A codeword referring to the act of stalking.
1) "In this room are the Future Scientists of America."
2)Teacher: "...And Woodbridge did not win any medals at the CA State Science Fair."
Students: "FSA, bitch!"
3)"We should totally FSA tonight."
Whut it dew ma nigga, say man, im reppin that "FSAS" now man, its some tight shit.
future slut of america, a teenage girl who looks like she's of age but you know she's not
look at all them FSA's com'n out of express
Fire Squirty Ass
I ate to much watermelon and now I have F.S.A.